Sometimes some common looking forwarded emails tell such important things that we can not find them from books. Some facts are presented in a humorous way, that infact are bitter to hear and accept but are fact. But they are said such a way that they leave us with a thinking process. Here in this article, ‘God’ is created as the story-teller. Of course we know, someone wrote this and not God, but this is just to understand the situation from God’s point of view. This article has a bitter truth revealing at the end, but it is said such a way that you will also find it funny.
Even God has a Sense of Humour
God was in the process of creating the universe.
And he was explaining to his subordinates:
‘Look everything should be in balance.
For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.
Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.
I have blessed them with prosperity and money.
But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension….
And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.
But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.
And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests.
But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would
Have to cut off the forests…
So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.’
One of the angels asked…
‘God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?’
God said…. ‘Ahah…that is the crown piece of all. ‘INDIA’,
My most precious creation.
It has understanding and friendly People.
Sparkling streams and serene mountains.
A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.
Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold…..’
The angel was quite surprised:
‘But god you said everything should be in balance.’
God replied —
‘Look at the neighbours I gave them.’
SIMPLY EXCELLENT. SURE THIS MAKES EVERY INDIAN MORE PEACEFUL AT HEART!
The story has a humor touch. And we all know which country God indicates to by saying ‘neighbours’. In this story God too seemed behaving like Indian politicians who never utter the country name but rather keep repeating neighbour country.
I wonder why the hell they are so coward? Every Indian knows that this country is Pakistan only.
This story tells a bitter truth in a funny way. India truly is a great country. Indians are understanding and very friendly in nature.
I mean Muslims, Christians are living in India as their own country, with total freedom. They can celebrate their festivals without any hurdle from Indian Government or people. This is enough proof of saying Indians as friendly people. God is so right, isn’t he?
God then says, ‘Sparkling streams and serene mountains‘. Take Himalayas, and you will see heaven having such beautiful streams and mountains. Himalaya itself is called land of Yogis. For ages, saints have made Himalayas their home. It is also said that Jesus Christ too came to Himalaya to accomplish his yogic lessons. Jesus Christ’s dress is very similar to present dress that Kashmiri people wear. But our point is not that, point is mountains. God is so right with this too.
God also talks about Indian cultures and great traditions. 28 states, 7 union terrorists, people of different religions such as Hinduism, Islam, Buddhism, Jainism, Sikhism, Zoroastrianism, Judaism, Christianity etc. live in same country. Over hundred (adding unofficial languages) languages spoken. India has variety of festivals. Holy, Diwali, Navratri, Janmashtami are few examples of it.
In last lines God talks about technologically brilliance. We all agree with this. The rapid growth of India is last 10 years is just awesome. From computers to cars, from milk revolution to space, India has been developing so fast. Today, Indians are a brand in I.T. field. Indian engineers are on high demand in foreign countries. India is producing every year many think tanks in various fields. And with technological advancements, Indians have golden hearts as well.
So far India looks so good, heaven on earth, place to live and die on. But last lines of God ‘Look at the neighbours I gave them“, leaves us with an anger in our golden hearts. Hundreds of soldiers lost their lives serving their country on Kashmir borders, and dieing till date on random attacks by terrorist from Pakistan borders. Kashmir has been a burning state since its amalgamation in free India in 1947. Local Kashmiris are living a life in hell, though the nature has spread all her beauty in Kashmir.
We know the situation of Kashmiri Pandits. They had to run away from their homeland.
Young Kashmiri Muslims are being given religious poison on name of Islam and being converted into terrorists, or at worst hating own country India.
And why all this is happening? what is the root cause? Now, we don’t need a brain of a genius to answer this. Answer is simple – Pakistan.
Everybody knows that most of the terrorists belong to Pakistan only. Even the terrorist camps are running on regular basis on Pakistan possessed land. United States Government has even bombarded such Pakistan possessed areas. And we all have witnessed recent terrorist attack on Mumbai on 26/11/2008. Captured terrorist Mohammad Ajmal Mohammad Amir Kasab belongs to Pakistan only. Indian Government has given all required proof for his Pakistani identity to Government of Pakistan.
Pakistan has always been a bad neighbour to India. Though, during BJP’s Government (Atal Bihari Vajpayee), friendly efforts were initiated like starting a bus between India and Pakistan. But what happened then? Pakistan never believed in friendship with India. No matter which Government ran in Pakistan, they have always keep disturbing India on borders, with some bullshit demands of free state of Kashmir.
Do we need one more Gandhi? or a Sardar?
LOL/ROLF
The god replies, “Look at the neighbors I gave them!” OMG!!!